Award #1--Flanders
I know this award doesn't seem like much, but what do you expect from the easiest one to win? You don't even need a Simpsons site to snag this one, all you need is a site, with fair content. It doesn't have to look or sound good, it just has to be there, and be fun. This is truly an award that is within the reach of any site owner (unlike a spot in the Simpsons Connection ring!) So if you have a site--ANY site--which you are proud of and would like more traffic to, apply for this award. You have a better chance of winning than you may think!
Award #2--Wiggum, Eddie, and Lou
This award goes only to Simpsons sites, and GOOD ones. There are so many crappy, slipshod sites out there (why can't FOX shut THOSE down?) and this award is meant to make it so much easier to find the ones worth looking at. This award is not hard to win, really. Just don't be trite, monotonous, or otherwise generic, and you have a good chance of winning this one. Also, remember that with this award comes a VERY good title to have in today's web world. You will be hailed as one of the best Simpsons sites ANYwhere, and if that doesn't increase your hit meter, nothing will.
Award #3--Wayland Smithers
This award measures devotion, rather than quality. While a site must be good to win this award, it does not have to be spectacular. To win this your site must be a Simpsons one, it must have good content, and must show off how good a watcher/fan you are. You don't have to be obsessed, you just need to know what you're talking about! Sounds like every site should have one then? Then you, my friend, have not been looking around!
Award #4--???
I will not post the image here, as I am sure some idiot would steal it. This award is indeed a very special one, as it proclaims your site to be King of the Simpsons sites! It will have your name inscribed, along with your site title, and the number winner you are. That may sound like I will give out a lot, but really it's more like 5 that will ever be handed out. To earn yourself this SUPREME award, all you have to do is earn the other three. If you do that, it is obvious that you have fulfilled every aspect I could hope to see in a Simpsons site, and you will become king. Be sure to apply for the other awards...you may be surprised and win them all!