The Signs of Springfield
We all see them, we love them, we laugh at them. They are the signs of Springfield, sometimes brutally honest, other times just plain ridiculous. They make us laugh, they make us think. But most of all they reflect this fictional town, its fictional inhabitants, and its very real symbolism.
Wall E. Weasel We Cram Fun Down Your Throat ("Radio Bart") Suicide Notes Formerly "Good Vibrations" ("Homerpalooza") First Church of Springfield God Welcomes His Victims ("Hurricaine Neddy") Championship Boxing Tasteful Attire Prohibited ("The Homer They Fall") Flanders' Stupid Left Hand Shop ("When Flanders Failed") We Salute the American Worker Now 61% Drug Free! ("Mr. Plow") Adult Education Annex We Take the "Dolt" Out of A-dolt Education ("Secrets of a Successful Marriage") Try Our New Beef-Flavored Chicken! ("Lisa the Vegetarian") Toxic Waste Do Not Eat ("Marge vs. the Monorail") I Can't Believe It's a Law Firm! ("The Day the Violence Died") First Church of Springfield No Shoes No Shirt No Salvation ("Bart Sells His Soul") Springfield Penitentiary America's Fastest Growing Prison ("Cape Feare") Springfield Retirement Castle Thank You For Not Discussing the Outside World ("Bart vs. Thanksgiving") Welcome to Lake Springfield No Mercury Dumping Without Permit ("Homer Loves Flanders") Fallout Boy Auditions Here Well, not here...inside ("Radioactive Man") Slot Car Heaven 1/24 the Size--3/5 the Fun ("Radioactive Man") Siskel & Ebert, the Movie "Two Thumbs Up"--Siskel & Ebert ("Burns' Heir") The Creamatorium Ice Cream Store ("Burns' Heir") Conformco, Brain Deprogrammers A Subsidiary of Mrs. Fields' Cookies ("Burns' Heir") The Happy Earwig Motel Our Crawlspace is Now Body Free ("Burns' Heir") Re-Neducation Center Where the Elite Meet to Have Their Spirits Broken ("Treehouse of Horror V") Grade F Meat Ingredients: mostly circus animals, some filler ("Treehouse of Horror V") Sign Ahead ("Homer's Odyssey") Springfield Cemetary Come For the Funerals Stay For the Pie ("'Round Springfield") KJAZZ 152 Americans Can't Be Wrong ("'Round Springfield") Springfield Chili Cook-off Please lick spoons clean after each use ("El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer") Olympia Dukakis & Bo Derek in "Too Many Grandmas!" ("Burns, Baby Burns") Books! Books! And Additional Books! Today's Special: Michener $1.99/Lb. ("Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy") All Creatures Great and Cheap ("Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy") Springfield Retirement Castle Where the Elderly Can Hide From the Inevitable ("Old Money") Grandma's World For the Old Lady in All of Us ("Old Money") Discount Lion Safari If You Can Find a Cheaper Lion, You Must Be in Africa ("Old Money") Springfield Dump No Littering ("In Marge We Trust")